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ghetto blaster 

a car. usually baught before 2000.
To be considered a TRUE ghetto blaster, it must show at least two (3) of the following qualities:

-paint chipping
-hydrolics
-major carpet stains
-interior cloth (ie. ceiling, seats) is torn
-bullet holes on exterior
-has been keyed
-bras, thongs, or other undergarments protruding from doors or trunk
-at least 2 lights that don't work
-that mexican song as a horn
-squeaky brakes
-random backfires
-tape deck, no cd player
-etc.
Damn that ghetto blaster be pumpin. Shaniqua is damn fine in that mobile. I'd like to pull up to her bumper, and slap that monkey.
ghetto blaster by G-ret July 16, 2008

ghetto blaster 

a ghetto blaster is a rocket disguised as a boom box which is used to blow up seven elevens in compton
hey did you get the ghetto blaster ready for tommorow?

Ghetto blaster 

Ghetto blaster by RoZiE May 8, 2003

ghetto blaster 

a boom box that shoots a missile, as seen in the james bond film "the living daylights."
Q: "something we're making for the americans. we call it a ghetto blaster!"
ghetto blaster by qwelic October 26, 2009

Ghetto Blaster 

Time to finish Buu off with my Ghetto Blaster!
Ghetto Blaster by SfAlphaX July 2, 2009

ghetto blaster 

Alternately, an ridiculously powerful and loud shotgun, usually a 6 gauge. From the slang word of the same name for a large and loud shoulder-mounted stereo because both can be heard throughout the neighborhood when used.
When Sama fired the Ghetto blaster, all the surrounding car windows blew out and Cameron involuntarily shit his pants.
ghetto blaster by nokemono October 1, 2006