ghetto blaster

1) n. a car stereo in an urban setting
2) n. slang for a rocket launcher disguised as a cheap boombox (see James Bond movies)
3) used as slang by whiteboys who want to sound like they haven't been in suburbia for all 16 years of their lives

Muh ghetta blaster can break windows across town wit it's bass - aww yea foo.

by Brian Kressin December 24, 2002

ghetto blaster

a car. usually baught before 2000.
To be considered a TRUE ghetto blaster, it must show at least two (3) of the following qualities:

-paint chipping
-hydrolics
-major carpet stains
-interior cloth (ie. ceiling, seats) is torn
-bullet holes on exterior
-has been keyed
-bras, thongs, or other undergarments protruding from doors or trunk
-at least 2 lights that don't work
-that mexican song as a horn
-squeaky brakes
-random backfires
-tape deck, no cd player
-etc.

Damn that ghetto blaster be pumpin. Shaniqua is damn fine in that mobile. I'd like to pull up to her bumper, and slap that monkey.

by G-ret July 16, 2008

ghetto blaster

a ghetto blaster is a rocket disguised as a boom box which is used to blow up seven elevens in compton

hey did you get the ghetto blaster ready for tommorow?

by ching changidy chong February 25, 2005

Ghetto blaster

stereo

stereo

by RoZiE May 8, 2003

ghetto blaster

a boom box that shoots a missile, as seen in the james bond film "the living daylights."

Q: "something we're making for the americans. we call it a ghetto blaster!"

by qwelic October 26, 2009

Ghetto Blaster

The best damn Kamehameha ever!

Time to finish Buu off with my Ghetto Blaster!

by SfAlphaX July 2, 2009

ghetto blaster

Alternately, an ridiculously powerful and loud shotgun, usually a 6 gauge. From the slang word of the same name for a large and loud shoulder-mounted stereo because both can be heard throughout the neighborhood when used.

When Sama fired the Ghetto blaster, all the surrounding car windows blew out and Cameron involuntarily shit his pants.

by nokemono October 1, 2006