Gaston

A really thicc guy

No ones as thicc as gaston!

by Nikku nikku February 12, 2019

Gaston

Bum

Gaston is bum

by Epicgamertimee November 16, 2019

gaston

Alpha Male. Leader of the pack. Not a simp.

He was from n.i.m. he was Gaston.

by do.z.z.z.z.z March 28, 2020

gaston

Super leet and pro, total ownage!

you are seriously Gaston mate!

by DeanHitchcock July 27, 2006

The Gaston

When you receive a blow job from a girl taking a shit at a party

Did you hear about that french-arcadian fuck who got The Gaston last weekend?

by HighVoltage May 20, 2016

Neo-Gastonism

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Arnett Gaston

One of the most popular criminology and criminal justice professors at the University of Maryland College Park. Gaston had held the positions of First Deputy Commissioner, NYC Department of Correction, Chief of Management and Planning, NYC Department of Correction, Chief of Rikers Island, NYC Department of Correction and the Director of Corrections, Prince Georges County, MD. Gaston is known around campus for his yellow Hummer H2, and his hilarious and entertaining stories from his years in law enforcement and corrections.

"Yo, the class taught by Arnett Gaston is sick, that guy used to run shit up at Rikers."

by Maximus12 January 9, 2009