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Gasbags

My smart(ass) phone keeps autocorrecting me and spells out "gasbags" instead of "fucking". My smart(ass) phone has a mind of its own. I looked up the definition, finally, and didn't appreciate what it said:

informal
a person who talks too much, typically about unimportant things

Therefore, I do believe my smart(ass) phone really is talking shit to me. Watch out for those supposed typos, that's your phone talking smack.
Person 1) Hey man, omg that's so gasbags funny!!

Person 2) wtf is gasbags?!?!
Person 1) you didn't know?! It's a cool new slang word - means fucking.
Person 2) no it doesn't. Read the definition, fool.
Person 1) well my pos phone can suck a dick, I am not a gasbags so yes it DOES mean fucking funny!!
by Mynamewastakenbyassholes October 20, 2017
mugGet the Gasbagsmug.

Gasbag

NZ/Aussie slang for a individual who talks endlessly, often without regard for anybody who is waiting on them. Commonly used to describe chatty mothers.
when i was little my mum used to see her friend in the supermarket and gasbag for hours.
by kieralovedanny October 11, 2025
mugGet the Gasbagmug.

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