Grapevine

Grapevine High School: where most of Colleyville goes to high school. (a.k.a Ghetto Grapevine, Rapevine, etc.)
Grapevine: most of it goes to Colleyville Heritage High School (a.k.a. Colleywood)

There's definitely a split between New Grapevine (south of Grapevine Hwy) and Old Grapevine (main street).

- Largest mall in the southwest US
- 30 screen theater
- Too many restaurants
- At least it has some places that serve beer... unlike Colleyville
- Situated nearly equal distance between downtown Dallas and downtown Ft. Worth
- Has a Kinko's and even a Barbeques Galore!

Dude, what is there to do in Collevyville? Nothing? Ok, let's go see a movie at Grapevine Mills and then drink at Hooters until it closes at midnight. Afterwards, we'll stop at the Sonic on Hall-Johnson and get a slush while surrounded by a bunch of people wearing letter jackets and sporting cheerleading stickers on their jacked up Tahoes. After Sonic closes, we'll go speed around at 30 mph and probably get a ticket for being 5 over. Then we'll go commit some vandalism to remind us why we're glad we no longer live in this bubble we grew up in.

by it's not important October 12, 2005

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Obviously if you are an intellegent person reading this article you must know that this article is ignorant and written by someone who is bitter and angry. They are seemingly anti social and not well liked. Grapevine Colleyville and Southlake are all three top in the nation for education and sports. They also have one of the lowest crime rates in the nation. The people writing this are uneducated and need to resolve their self esteeem issues. Grapevine's community has bike trails, a lake, great sports association, and a main street with many boutique shops. We have many nice houses and apartments.

Joe "hey where was that awesome place that we went to in Texas?"

Bill "it was GRAPEVINE TEXAS!!"

Joe"oh ya that place rules!"

by Baylovestimforever21 January 6, 2011

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When your testicles are pulled out of your ass, dangling, just swinging around like toilet paper that sticks after too much Taco Bell.

(These are not hemorrhoids, those are your balls)

Dude if you back out of family game night one more time, I’m going to Grapevine you in front of the entire family.

by Menace.LP August 7, 2022

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In wrestling, a leg or arm lock that attempts to subdue the opponent by locking his/her leg by the knee (or his/her arm by the elbow) by interlacing your arm/leg with the ones with your oponent. There are many variants to the lock, namely, Inside Leg Grapevine, Outside Leg Grapevine, double inside grapevine, double outside grapevine, elevated double grapevine, elevated double grapevine held wieth one leg, suspended double grapevine "Angelito", suspended double grapevine and double knucklelock, and so many more...

Hey, the guy on the botton is trying a gravepine the top guy's legs!

That guy threw an amazing grapevine, but the top guy escaped!

by Skkeletor January 9, 2009

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Quite possibly the worst town on the face of the Earth. Known for it's large minority population and inhabitants who serve no purpose to the world around them. The average income of Grapevine sits at around $10,000. Parents hate their children and vice-versa. This problem only compounds Grapevine's many other problems. The crime rate in Grapevine is the highest in the state of Texas and property values are at an all time low due to the fact that there are few homes but many trailer parks and apartment complexes.

Jesse (Grapevine youth): "Hey, you want to go get high?"
Tyrone (Grapevine youth): "Hellz yeah. I know this guy, Julio, he just got out of prison for murdering his 12 year-old sister. He's got an apartment by the high school. We can smoke there."
Jesse: "Sweet, let's go rob this gas station really quick, I'm running short on cash..."

by GrapevineSucks March 7, 2008

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