groot

i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot. i am groot.

"i am groot i am groot, i am groot i am groot i am groot."

by pineappleleaf458 June 7, 2018

Groot

1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.

2. Also used in much th same way as twat as an offensive term.

1. Hahahaha, he has a groot

2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels

by spluh January 27, 2006

grooted

Acronym for Get Rid Of One Thing Every Day. To eliminate/throw away/give away one item laying around one's household daily, in order to eliminate excessive clutter to better organize things.

I grooted an old can of varnish that had been sitting under my bathroom sink for years.

by Ponsonby Britt September 10, 2013

Grooted

A spiritual term indicating that you are grounded and your roots are firmly set. Ready to take on any task and/or meditate.

I had to get really {grooted} before I spoke to my boss about the raise.

by Enchanted Angel Lights May 5, 2015

groot

to be swoll, buff, fit, athletic, and/or big. to attain muscle

"Dude you are looking groot today"
"You wanna hit the gym and get groot?"

by hyperassnigga123 August 13, 2015

groot

having a special relationship with a person whose name is usually Tina

lets groot

he's a grooter

by grooter99 July 28, 2009

Groots

Grey hair roots.

The lady went into the salon to get her Groots done.

by Annie get your bun. December 28, 2015