gerald

The lady-killer you want to hate but can't 'cause he's a great guy. Short for filthy Gerald

Simon: Crap, did Jojo just make out with Lisa last night at homecoming?
Kathy: Hell yeah and he was lookin' good doing it. I heard he bought free drinks for the whole school afterwards.
Simon: I would so hate that guy if he didn't always hook me up with free Blackhawks tickets.
Kathy: I really want to give him a vamp job.
Simon: Man what a gerald.

by Kobwebs September 30, 2005

Gerald

Gerald is a Herald. Herald is Gerald. Gerald is a taco. Tacos are Gerald’s. And life is a lie.

That taco is a Gerald.

by adre June 12, 2018

Gerald

A person that needs to be slapped

That guy just stole my idea. What a fucking Gerald

by Demonetized May 9, 2018

Gerald

Gerald is a seagull. Gerald steals burritos. Gerald takes shits on your arm.

Person: *sees Gerald*
Person: damnit Gerald

by Gerald the shitty seagull January 25, 2020

Gerald

Love to fuck love to cum

Hi I'm gerald

by Insatiable aquarius October 21, 2018

Gerald

A funny guy with dark spiky hair. He loves to laugh and loves to make other people laugh. He is quite the nerd, and amazing with computers. After all, he spends most of his time on the internet derping around. But that just makes him all the more adorkable. He can be sarcastic and brutal when joking around with his friends, but when it comes down to it, he's a sweet and sensible guy. He has a good taste in music, and has an artistic side that no one really knows about.

"Woah, you stayed up all night on the computer?"
"Yeah, I was trying to pull a Gerald."

by Wheeeeeeeeeee May 14, 2013

Gerald

He is a nice young man, who will do anything he sets his mind too, he is understanding of those around him, and he will always help those in need. People are usually very open with him, and always want to get to know him better.

Girl: well he was very nice
BFF: Oh hes Gerald

by Tana :D November 16, 2010