559 fuckoff

The 559 fuck off describes bad news- usually sent via email - which is sent at the last possible moment in the working day.

The aim being not to have to deal with the "aftermath" until the morning when perhaps the bad news has been accepted or at least softened.

559 is literally one minute to 6 - the last point in the working day.

Depending on your working hours the 459 and 659 fuckoff can also apply.

"I can't be bothered to deal with this now - i'll give her the old 559 fuckoff"

"just lining up my 559 fuckoff emails..."

by baldysuhweeede June 9, 2009

Fuckoff Snap

A return snap sent with either nothing or very little in frame.

Jack: “Yo dude how are things with Rachel?”
Trey: “Not good, she sent me a fuckoff snap.”

by Diff Poink November 14, 2020

fuckoff o'clock

That moment when you leave me the fuck alone.

You know what time it is , fuckoff o'clock

by google inc August 15, 2014

fuckoff o'clock

the end of the work day on Friday when an employee is most desperate to go home.

"Is it fuckoff o'clock yet?!?"

by PhoenixPup October 20, 2007

Fuckoff nod

The dismissive nod of approval given to waiting staff in restaurants who come over to ask how the food is while you are in the middle of eating and have a mouthfull of food, and therefore can't answer them without either spitting food everywhere or making them wait. Assuming you were brought up properly and not dragged up by homeless gypsies.

Waitress: Is the food ok?
Customer: <chewing, nod>

25 seconds later
Customer to Guest: Was my fuckoff nod obvious?
Guest: Yes. You shouldn't have flipped the bird at the same time.

by Billy_Jean September 4, 2010

les fuckoffs

A British day tripper to Calais.

"Eeeeh! C'est un groupe des fuckoffs!"

by KHD August 4, 2003

fuckoff o'clock

What you say when someone asks you what time it is and you really could give a shit.

"Excuse me, kind sir. Would you please tell me what time it is? I am late for an appointment."

"Why sure! It's fuckoff o'clock!"

by Shane Holmes October 24, 2014