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by fauxe December 31, 2022
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fuckoff.com

The visceral response you might give to someone you don’t like who asks you for your website address.
Alright let’s see, my web address will be easy to remember; it’s fuckoff.com.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019
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fuckoff o'clock

The time at which a person has totally outstayed their welcome, and is asked to leave.
"Steve, it's fuckoff o'clock mate. Time for you to go."
by Kez 4 Prez August 16, 2014
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Fuckoff Snap

A return snap sent with either nothing or very little in frame.
Jack: “Yo dude how are things with Rachel?”
Trey: “Not good, she sent me a fuckoff snap.”
by Diff Poink November 14, 2020
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fuckoff o'clock

the end of the work day on Friday when an employee is most desperate to go home.
by PhoenixPup October 20, 2007
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Fuckoff nod

The dismissive nod of approval given to waiting staff in restaurants who come over to ask how the food is while you are in the middle of eating and have a mouthfull of food, and therefore can't answer them without either spitting food everywhere or making them wait. Assuming you were brought up properly and not dragged up by homeless gypsies.
Waitress: Is the food ok?
Customer: <chewing, nod>

25 seconds later
Customer to Guest: Was my fuckoff nod obvious?
Guest: Yes. You shouldn't have flipped the bird at the same time.
by Billy_Jean September 4, 2010
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