fuck truck

A van or bus usually used by frat guys to visit other colleges and try to pick up girls to bring to their party.

Sigma Nu tried to get a fuck truck for their party tonight, but they only brought back 3 girls, all and all of the were beat as fuck.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

fuck truck

slang term for a van

a van is a fuck truck

by wong December 8, 2003

fuck-truck

a vehicle that a fuck-boi drives

yo look there's jack in his fuck-truck

look he just picked up Samantha in his fuck-truck

i wonder what he's got stashed in the glove box?

by therealqueenofmemes March 31, 2017

fuck truck

A 4WD or utillity, usually driven by Fucks.

Person 1: "There goes another fuck truck"
Person 2: "Yes, it must be a Fuck driving it".

by John Singh April 1, 2008

Fuck truck

a person or thing that annoys the fuck outa you by being stupid. Also half missing word for Fucking Truck

car gets too close
" Fuck truck, get off my ass!"
friend has poked you twenty times going "pooo"
"Quit it you Fuck Truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by EllieUms June 15, 2008

you fucking truck

When a brown boy from a jail cell is angry at you, he calls you a truck.

God damn it Breanna you fucking truck!

by Kaaaytlin August 24, 2016

hit by the what the fuck truck

An additional slang term for "ugly". Well, extremely ugly! It's worse than beat with the ugly stick or fell out the ugly tree.

JEN: Looks like that bitch fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

ANN: Hell no....that bitch got hit by the what the fuck truck!

by Chrissy Robinson July 28, 2008