A private Quaker school that consists of shitbrains, lazy-ass, full of themselves, cocky, unoriginal, ass-ugly, trashy, tacky, past their glory days, and embarrassments to the high level of education...oh wait, that's just '09...
"so where are the lolcatz?" "up your asshole"
"oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one's insecure and needs to prove themselves"
"so who's suspended this week?" "the remaining students were raised to have good judgement"
"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "we don't need a mask to be ourselves"
"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "you killed them, Dipshits"
"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" " a cry for attention- notice how no one wanted to join you"
"yo man party this weekend?" "just because you weren't invited since you're not in high school doesn't mean there wasn't one"
"who's yelling butt sex?" "probably '09 girls since they are/were desperate to have their cherries popped"
"has anyone taken over the world lately?" " you never will with your lack of talent and common sense"
"is it hammertime?" " hammertime only existed in your conceited minds"
"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "no one wants to look at girls that look like dogs and boys that look like trolls"
"why are all the teachers bored?" "they're not bored, they're relieved"
"what happened to wilmington friends school?" " it increased in intelligence and beauty because 09 is gone"
"oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one's insecure and needs to prove themselves"
"so who's suspended this week?" "the remaining students were raised to have good judgement"
"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "we don't need a mask to be ourselves"
"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "you killed them, Dipshits"
"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" " a cry for attention- notice how no one wanted to join you"
"yo man party this weekend?" "just because you weren't invited since you're not in high school doesn't mean there wasn't one"
"who's yelling butt sex?" "probably '09 girls since they are/were desperate to have their cherries popped"
"has anyone taken over the world lately?" " you never will with your lack of talent and common sense"
"is it hammertime?" " hammertime only existed in your conceited minds"
"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "no one wants to look at girls that look like dogs and boys that look like trolls"
"why are all the teachers bored?" "they're not bored, they're relieved"
"what happened to wilmington friends school?" " it increased in intelligence and beauty because 09 is gone"
by 09glorydays January 17, 2010
Also known as Friends Fuckers, Wilmington Friends School is a private Quaker school with too many god awful meeting for worships. Everyone has known each other for too damn long so it's weird if you like someone. The staff is all snobby bitches who either don't care or care way too much. There's that one kid in each grade who's a stuck up rich-bitch who only cares about their bf's dick. The boys are obnoxious, loud, and annoying. The girls are basic and only care about themselves and their friends. The dress code is a whole other story but it sucks ass. There are stupid weekly meeting for worships where people fake cough, sneeze and clear their throat just for attention. Overall WFS sucks.
by ABC BITCH May 10, 2019
This is a "Quaker" school with way too many meeting for worships, where everyone fake coughs for attention. The teachers are god awful and the students aren't much better. All the guys are horny, collar popping dickheads who slut-shame, but in reality, they are man whores themselves. Their hobbies include staring at girls, sharing nudes, watching porn in class, bullying people they don't even know who could actually be good people, and making racist, sexist, and homophobic jokes. Some don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom. The girls are snobby, judgy, stuck-up, checkered van wearing, hoes. They are just basic, white bitches that obsess over boys and drink too much coffee. They like to make "tea" over things that don't even matter. There are also a bunch of weirdos and psychopaths that threaten to kill people on the daily. You cringe when you hear fragments of their conversations in the hallways. You try to avoid them, but it is inescapable if you hear them screaming from across the cafeteria over something stupid. Overall, Friends sucks.
by 94859gfjig May 3, 2019
Best school in Palestine. Really hard to get in. Offers the International Baccalaureate curriculum. Also known as RFS.
Boy 1:"Have you heard about Ramallah Friends School?"
Boy 2:"Do you mean the best school in Palestine?"
Boy 2:"Do you mean the best school in Palestine?"
by Sacobeach. November 15, 2011
A quaker boarding school in west branch, lowa. "college prep, " manifested through over-scheduling students and assigning them copious amounts of homework, all while taking their phones at night and giving them a bedtime. Notorious for its student work program, which is a fantastic source of child labor that parents pay tuition for. Also notorious for its farm immersion program for the first month of the year, which includes even more child labor with some good-natured farm trivia sprinkled in. Led by an out-of-touch administration that gets away with being racist, transphobic, and homophobic, despite being a "progressive" school. Huge drug/alcohol problem - there's not a lot to do at a d-list boarding school in the middle of an lowan cornfield except develop a nicotine addiction from the jul you bribed some senior to buy you in lowa city. Students often transfer out at the end of the year (or even at semester), with few making it all four years. Only notable alumnus was a bolivian president that everyone in bolivia hated.
“why’s that get taken down?”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech”
by johnscattergood May 21, 2022
A private Quaker school that consists of intelligent, athletic, funny, beautiful, hot, outstanding, incredible, all around amazing, top notch students.. oh wait, not anymore, '09 is gone..
"where are the lolcatz?" "gone"
"Oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one "
"so who's suspended this week?" "no one"
"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "gone."
"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "their gone"
"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" "no."
"yo man party this weekend?" "no we havent done that since 09"
"whos yelling butt sex?" "no one"
"has anyone taken over the world lately?" "no"
"is it hammertime?" "not anymore"
"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "yes"
"why are all the teachers bored" "09 isn't here to entertain"
"what happened to wilmington friends school?" "it sucks because 09 is gone."
"Oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one "
"so who's suspended this week?" "no one"
"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "gone."
"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "their gone"
"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" "no."
"yo man party this weekend?" "no we havent done that since 09"
"whos yelling butt sex?" "no one"
"has anyone taken over the world lately?" "no"
"is it hammertime?" "not anymore"
"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "yes"
"why are all the teachers bored" "09 isn't here to entertain"
"what happened to wilmington friends school?" "it sucks because 09 is gone."
by 09hammertime November 28, 2009
a school in wilmington DE for rich prep kids, where to apply it costs $40.00, and they dont even put the tuition on the front page, on of those things where if you have to ask then you cant afford it
by irockusuck69 June 27, 2005