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Deep fried chocolate pickle

A deep fried chocolate pickle is when you proceed with anal sex without proper preparation. You pull out and there’s shit on your dick. Then proceed to cover your shit covered dick in icee hot and stick it back in.
Hey man, you ever tried the deep fried chocolate pickle?
by Big dick Phil March 29, 2020
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Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022
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