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Footsmack

A kick done with bare feet or sandals.
I was tring to steal the hackysack from this group of hippies but then I got footsmacked!
by ,_\ ( ) |-| /\/ April 8, 2009
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Footschlong

1.) A penis equaling 12 inches.

2.) A unit of measurement equivalent to 12 inches.

3.) A penis equal in size to either the owners feet, or their partners.

4.) A birth defect in which sufferers spontaneous develop full sets of male genitalia on their feet.
1 Girl, i'm 'onna tell you this but do NOT repeat it, 'Mmmkay? He drops 'draws on me and this fine young man has a footschlong... YES GIRL! *head twitch* *snap* A Footschlong.

2 Girl, that's nothing. Tyrone, my baby daddy, MY BABY DADDY, my baby daddy; has a double footschlong...

3 Seriously, we were in the locker room and we check it! Ted put his foot up on the bench and leaned it against it; it's totally a footschlong.

4 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE SOCKS THAT WILL FIT ME?! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY? SIR? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY FOOTSCHLONG, SIR?
by MrPang December 5, 2010
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Footspace

When someone contorts their foot to allow space for a passerby in a tight space
Me: I need to get through this movie alley seating row
Them: Oh, I’ll make some footspace.
Me: Thanks!
by Quincert November 3, 2018
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Footsch

Fotographieren ohne requisite.
Let me allow you to footsch your pie hole, so to place your foot firmly in your silver spoon grille to accommodate the heresy in your upbringings adamit approach to prying preclusively predominate precursor preponderance of private personal palatable endeavours. On the hooch, happy, emerald en route to his mobile is swarmed by poporatzi shattering shook spore fauxn guy with dreary pictures of him in mid kitty grinning nocturnal eat your victims for breakfast kind of clepto prior to his level me out class glass $100 hot rail.
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Footlacio

The act of two people giving each other a foot job simultaneously.
“Have you tried just tried giving each other a footjob at the same time?”
“oh you mean footlacio?”
that’s the one!”
by BigGrifferr April 27, 2024
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