a white mayo-loving cracker who likes to steal other people's hard work and takes credit for bare shit.
by segsikook October 21, 2020
Get the melanie fontanamug. A shit stain located in eastern Kansas. A breeding ground for toothless degenerates with an education in lowered expectations. There is no grocery store or convenience store because who needs to eat when the whole town smokes meth. Ten minutes away from anything of importance.
by Concerned citizens February 29, 2020
Get the Fontana, KSmug. the italian goat who lives in australia with his loving parents justin and brooke norris. best friend and boyfriend of james charles and hannah montanah.
by unknowncool December 7, 2020
Get the COSIMO FONTANAmug. When in a football game, if one person misses a tackle and slaps the head of another man's penis by mistake.
"Dude! He just gave out a Fontana Head Slap!"
"Wow! He's not going to be able to have children after that Fontana Headslap!"
"Wow! He's not going to be able to have children after that Fontana Headslap!"
by Gil2011 August 21, 2011
Get the Fontana Head Slapmug.