flippy floppy

A person that fails to have an erection at the most inopprotune time.

Man, she is so FINE! But, something's wrong, Joe's all flippy floppy and stuff.

by Zachary Peterson July 25, 2006

floppy floppy

An old-fashioned 5.25-inch floppy disk, commonly used in early personal computers (such as Apple IIs and IBM PCs). So nicknamed because, unlike 3.5-inch floppies, they are flexible enough to bend when waved (that is, they flop around).

I should put a 5.25" drive in my old computer and see if there are any DOS games I want from the old floppy floppies.

Circa 1990:
Person A: "Can I borrow a floppy disk?"
Person B: "Hard floppy or floppy floppy?"

by Aaron of Minneapolis August 24, 2009

Floppy floppys

Two left handed flip flops. Usually found on men who have to rush out the door and don't realize the mistake they've made until it's too late

Ex- damn mark are you wearing floppy floppys.

Yeah dan, the wife said I had to go to target and get her a coffee if I wanted to get lucky. Grabbed the floppy floppys before i even realized it

by .cuckchair June 8, 2025

Flippy Floppy

Breezy flopping flip flops cuz he gots shoes a lot flip flop crop top lock jaw raw dawg we just do raw fucking sessions

Yo I just floppy flopped on my dick I need some help flippy Floppy plz

by Suess Doktor September 1, 2018

FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.

STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE

by genemutant November 22, 2023

Flippy da Flop

When you get your girlfriend/boyfriend to make a sandwich and slap your genitalia with it to make you cum.

Hey man! Last night I got my girlfriend to Flippy da Flop me last night.

by AVGF Sgt at Arms July 10, 2014

smash with a floppy

To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft

Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ

by tybjack December 14, 2016