A sport which got its name from the old school figures. NOT from the lame ass spins in the air called jumps and DEFINATELY NOT from the spins. What they call "figure skating" now is most definately NOT and will NEVER replace the true figure skating.
Jumps + Spins = Freestyle Skating
Edges + Music = Dance
Edges + Thinking + Concentration = Figure Skating
Edges + Music = Dance
Edges + Thinking + Concentration = Figure Skating
by Ed Elric June 19, 2010
Get the Figure Skating mug.the thing that slutty girls and gay guys turn to when they want to play a sport on the ice and they fail at hockey i mean if you want to twirl around just go do cheerleading and you dont have to be a complete retard and freeze your ass off while you try to seduce guys.
Figure Skater: Hey why don't you do figure skating?
Cheerleader: I know that people call us cheerleaders retarded because we are, but we're not that dumb to wear mini skirts inside and freeze our asses off while we can just jump around in our mini skirts outside too!
Cheerleader: I know that people call us cheerleaders retarded because we are, but we're not that dumb to wear mini skirts inside and freeze our asses off while we can just jump around in our mini skirts outside too!
by hockey player :) February 17, 2009
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a man who (figuratively) figure skates thru life with no concern for who he skates upon or cuts with his bitch ass skates. He has no loyalties to friends or girlfriends. He also usually rocks a faux hawk
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