Fergusoned

Abandoning someone who blindly supports you when they are no longer useful or convenient.

Heather was fergusoned in the parking lot when the police moved in and the protesters scattered like roaches.

by SnowApeKing February 21, 2015

ferguson

Pronoun. Typically someone from Southern California or Arizona, who drives any sort of lifted 4x4 truck that has nautical stars and or energy drink decals on the back tinted window. A ferguson usually wears a black Tapout hat with the bill bent up, a Famous Stars and Straps jersey, camo cargo shorts with a chain wallet, high black socks, and big puffy tongue DC skate shoes. Occasionally, a ferguson will have sparrows or koi fish tattooed on his shoulder blades, gauge earrings, and have a dirt bike in the back of his lifted 4x4. Fergusons may be accompanied by a female, known as a bro hoe. It is very likely that he (the ferg) is not the first of his friends that has slept with this bro hoe. The bro hoe typically wears a white wife beater, cheap blue jeans, a belt with either studs or bottle caps, and a pair of fake Uggs she got from Pac-sun with a Christmas gift card.

Dude, you wanna go to the No Fear store?" "No dude. I don't need any ferguson gear.

by Goose1899 January 3, 2011

ferguson

The offspring of a grey squirrel and an alpacha with a large muffin top.

This mammal enjoys wearing pink party frocks to graduations, and tanned cords!

Omg! look at that ferguson over there in it's natural habitat... SCANDANAVIA!

by patrickpascuelliethethird January 19, 2009

The Ferguson

While you are having sex you smoke the entire time. Then you use the tip of the cigarette to burn a hole in the condom and let it drip on her face.

Want to come over and do The Ferguson.

I like to do the Ferguson with Red 100's

by Waco Beer Can December 10, 2009

Ferguson Traffic

When there is traffic on roadways, but it involves large masses of people standing with their hands up or laying in the street mimicking a crime scene.

Emily: "Why were you late to school today Becky?"
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."

by dadzii December 9, 2014

Tony Ferguson

Tony Ferguson is a hard ass mother fucker that will kick your ass one second then kiss it the next

If Tony Ferguson had sex and his wife tried to ride him he would hip escape

by Tearygravy27 October 8, 2019

Pulling a Ferguson

In East Texas this is the act of calling into work on an excessive basis and suffering no repercussion.

" I'm pulling a Ferguson Monday."

by Psycrow February 4, 2014