FUNGUS

Someone who lays around all day doing nothing and waiting for the welfare check.

Damn those abrams are some lazy mother fuckers.

by sgtSnafu August 23, 2005

Fungus

awesome or radical

Dude, that skatepark is totally fungus.

by Moonrunner Redneck July 13, 2011

fungus

Fungus is that dude that can get you what ever you want...aicd,shrooms,all different killer buds, pills haha anything you want.. get it from the Fungus Man........

DIRTY JERSEY..O.C. A.C V-HOOD L-HOOD

oooh how i love thos golden tops!!

Fungus "i got what you need"

by MONEY MAKEIN MITCH January 5, 2008

FUngus

A guimary like bacteria mold

I’m starting to (grow) a fungus on my toe!

by Guimary May 7, 2018

Fungus

The amount if fungus in this room make me extremely aroused

i love fungus

by 12598 February 17, 2021

Fungus

A person (usually a Bundu) who spends most of his life in bed or on his computer, wearing no shirt, and stalking MSA girls on Facebook. Funguses tend to grunt randomly and make other fungus noises when they haven't had any "action" in a while. They also ruin the pillows on the couch and mess up the sheets on their friends bed.

That guy is such a Fungus, he woke up at 5pm and went straight to the business school.

by Nyqra'ena November 17, 2007

Fungus

Is a phrase used to say i have shit on my head phones During taking a shit/Flushing the shit down the toilet

I Shit on my headphones

I Fungused my head phones

by Lhix Ahnos December 9, 2012