pink fresh meat taco

The act of a male shitting on a female's vaginal area, then ejaculating on top of the said turd. The male then may or may not eat the freshly made entree.

I was horny, hungry, and had to take a shit at the same time, so I made myself a pink fresh meat taco. MMMmmmm....

by Steve-o and Tim May 15, 2007

FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)

been the newest person to enter a jail, and all the other innmates are after you

mum: "billy got sent to jail, turns out he had FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)"
dad: "did he wake up with a bleeding asshole?"

by chickensoup64 May 23, 2006

You think you're fresh meat?

What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.

You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!

by Solid Mantis November 24, 2016

fresh meat

your secret plans to achieve success

I’ve got some fresh meat 🥩🍖 lined up and I’m not gonna let you spoil it not this time!

by Charles Sea Container November 22, 2023

Fresh Meat

One of the greatest comedy series of all time

Friend 1:hey what are you watching
Friend 2: only one of the greatest comedy series ever created (fresh meat)

by .Ewan. August 29, 2022

Fresh meat

No man wants a old fucking women catch up man.

Fresh meat let's say we can start at 13 👍 go bananas lady's your a star till you tern 25

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019