Emporia

A bunk ass town in Kansas. It lies between Topeka and Wichita. It's a small town, so there's not much to do but drink, get high, have sex, and kill people.

Emporia is the home of the Krishn.

by JAA1991 January 2, 2010

EMPORORER

amusing deliberate misspelling of "emperor."

In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare I AM THE EMPORORER OF ALL MY DATAS, and I will get righteously indignant if Facebook uses my datas contrary to the how I imagine I want them to, rather than read the new Facebook guidelines or investigate its privacy settings.

by willwhim December 5, 2012

Falgo's Emporium

A privately owned business that specialises in selling items (most notably games, shoes and fashion items) for incredibly low prices. The prices are so low that they have been known to cause a spastic reaction among some.

Guy 1: Dude I just bought a pair of Nike Airs for $20!!!!
Guy 2: Gotta be from Falgo's Emporium.

by DonutGee October 25, 2011

Emporia

Small town in southern VA. About an hour south of Richmond. This place is somtimes referd to as Hell.

Person 1: "Is this Hell?"

Person 2: "Nope...just Emporia, VA"

by chrispunx November 9, 2009

empirious

Well he is just a GOD

EMPIRIOUS = GOD

by I AM EMPIRIOUS September 29, 2013

Zeraora's Emporium

Best Discord where you can get free Pokémon and have a good laugh

Did you also get free shiny Pokémon from Zeraora's Emporium?

by Simon Zera April 17, 2021

Empotional

Somewhere between emotional pain and physical pain. Discovered when making an IM typo.

I'm going to put you in empotional pain.

"Hulk smash!!"

by Mudd D. Waterz April 20, 2009