Egertonitis

A crippling disease that affects Egerton Arms A players both mentally and physically. When a player sees the finishing line, he farts so much so that he follows through. Sufferers shake like shitting dogs before ultimately missing a finish that a blind man on a galloping horse would get.
Fuck me what a bottle job, he must have Egertonitis!
by Unluckkyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2024
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