Get the group of endermen mug.A common tactic of an Identity Deficit Disorder sufferer. Akin to the regifting practice made famous by Seinfeld, except not with Christmas presents for ones friends, but with endearing nicknames for ones lovers. The cynical practice of pimp daddies everywhere.
Back in High School, whenever I wasn't dating anyone, my best friend Marcus would sometimes kindly invite me out with him on his dates. I started begging off though after a few such get togethers and not just for the obvious reason that this was a kind of weird social practice, but actually mostly because I got sick of seeing how Marcus shamelessly practiced the recycling of endearments like "sweetums", "loviekins" and "babydoll". Of course the girl of the moment was none the wiser to all this.
by Russell Clark December 6, 2006
Get the recycling of endearments mug.A condition attributed to a generation/technology gap in elderly people based on language, body movement or driving habits; mistakenly attributed to full blown dementia or Alzheimer's disease. However, it offen closely precedes full blown dementia or Alzheimer's.
LANGUAGE: "Mom asked me if I had THE email. I think she's showing signs of Eldermentia".
BODY MOVEMENT: "See that old buzzard pulling coupon after coupon out of her pocket book in the express line? That's a classic case of Eldermentia".
DRIVING HABITS: "Did you see that Q-tip trying to parallel park? Luckily no one got hurt when he mistook the gas peddle for the brake. That's the 3rd time this week. He's way past Eldermentia and into the early stages of Alzheimer's. His kids don't want to be cut out of their inheritance, so they're not taking his keys away".
BODY MOVEMENT: "See that old buzzard pulling coupon after coupon out of her pocket book in the express line? That's a classic case of Eldermentia".
DRIVING HABITS: "Did you see that Q-tip trying to parallel park? Luckily no one got hurt when he mistook the gas peddle for the brake. That's the 3rd time this week. He's way past Eldermentia and into the early stages of Alzheimer's. His kids don't want to be cut out of their inheritance, so they're not taking his keys away".
by RockyBilboa November 18, 2009
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