EMD 

Electronic Monitering Device-

The form of house arrest where you have an ankle bracelet and cannot walk out your door, even if its only to your porch. What i will be experiencing until at least February 23rd.

I told that bitch not to put my ankle moniter on so tight, so she put it on tight as hell because cops are fucking assholes. EMD sucks major dick.

EMD by MastaFunkk January 17, 2010

EMD 

many people say EMD means "eat my dick" or "eat my dust", but there is another meaning of it too. there is a swedish band named emd, and it stands for Erik Mattias Danny. or so they say...

I hate EMD, they can eat my dick.

EMD by imjerryseinfeldt October 16, 2012

Emd 

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Person 1 : Emd of thread

Person 2 : 'Emd'?

Person 1 : End* no bulli me for spelling mistake :(

Person 2 : I'm gonna make a definition of it :)

Emd by MrNapstablook May 10, 2021

emd 

emd means eat my dick

you- emd

human-pull it out then

emd by TheDramaLama May 3, 2021

Emd 

Emd also eat my dick is when you tell someone eat my dick instead of eat my ass.

I told that bitch that did not let me Russian flash bang her to emd. She then asked what it was so I defined it to her saying “‘eat my dick”’

Emd by That thickkkkkkk boy January 11, 2022

EMD 

Eat my dick

For example if you see a furry you should say them emd.

EMD by Milan4002 December 18, 2022

emd 

its a guy way of saying eat my dick like all of it.

me when a latina make me mad- "emd"

emd by POOKSVAL November 3, 2023