double-barrel shotgun

The act of defecating and vomiting simultaneously. Usually a symptom of the flu or other gastro-intenstinal virus.
Dude, can you get a wet-dry vac and some bleach? I went to go puke in the toilet, but I was packing the double-barrel shotgun so I got some anal confetti on the floor.
by Duct Tape Boy February 15, 2004
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Double-barrel shotgun

When a woman farts and queefs at the same time.
I made a joke while have sex from behind, and when I pulled out, she was laughing so hard, she double-barrel shotgunned me.
by Beenshot July 10, 2015
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double-barrel shotgun

A shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a desert eagle on 'roids. When fired, you can reload one bullet, or fire both and reload both. Simply a matter of preference. Also has incredible recoil if your not careful, and it can AND WILL break your arm/shoulder/face.
Guy 1: Hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand!
*fires*
Guy 1: Shit, I think I broke my arm!

Guy 2: Owned.
by Lolw00t December 21, 2008
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Double Barrel Shotgun

When a lady is giving head to 2 guys at the same time with both cocks in her mouth. Both guys "co-jizz" in her mouth at the same time (making a "shotgun" effect at the point of explosion). Then both of the men pull out and yell, SHOTGUN BITCH!!
Dude me and my boy totally took this chick home from the bar last night and fucking double barrel shotgun that hoe!! She was coughing up our man juice for at least an hour after.
by Peter Neversoft November 1, 2009
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When someone has nostrils that look like blow holes. Just pray they don't look up and spray on you.
by ccharmon January 4, 2009
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double barrel shotgun

Taking a shotgun from two blunts at one time.
Damn that double barrel shotgun got be shook out my shooooos. I was high as hell biatch!
by Skeety McSkeetSkeet December 13, 2007
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Someone with who has a nose that sticks upward.

If you have that nose you can shoot walruses and shoot with your tits.
by The fag that u hate December 15, 2017
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