Diurnaphobia

Diurnaphobia describes the fear and disgust from newspapers.

person A: What‘s your biggest fear?
person B: Being trapped naked in a room full of newspapers and gay men who want to have sex with me.
person A: Why?
person B: I have diurnaphobia.

by Ihave“KinderAIDS“ February 13, 2023

DurnallButt

A god-like headbutt from the legendary Durnall himself.

Last night I got Durnallbutted and my nose fell off.

by Ieatjews November 19, 2012