The dirty waffle is a sex act in which the male ejaculates into one of his hands and then spreads it into both hands (This is known as preparing the batter) and then proceeds to slap the female partner on both ears with both hands simultaneously launching the male partners batter into the woman's ear drums.
by VitoVane November 24, 2017
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Dude, I was trying to stick it in her ass last night when she farted - That was my first dirty steve waffle, but I think I liked it!
by bburdzel December 15, 2011
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Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.
Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.
Except a meth addiction
Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.
Except a meth addiction
Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!
Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!
Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!
by BoJakson October 25, 2024
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