by sexmagic25 February 01, 2011
Eddie- "why do you always have to stunt in front of everyone?"
Tom- "mannnn you a dick muncher, stop worrying about me"
or
Alice- "omg she is so pretty, why can't you be like her for once"
Becky- "Why you dick munching? nobody want to be like shorty duwop "
Tom- "mannnn you a dick muncher, stop worrying about me"
or
Alice- "omg she is so pretty, why can't you be like her for once"
Becky- "Why you dick munching? nobody want to be like shorty duwop "
by Shorty Duwop October 02, 2019
This sexual act requires an uncircumsized penis. While you and your parter are having intercourse, have one person, bite the foreskin off of the uncircumsized penis, and eat it.
John: Dude, last night when I was having sex with my mom, she gave me a Delaware dick muncher.
Kevin: Does that mean that you used to be uncircumsized!?
John: Yeah, but my mom just ate it.
Kevin: Does that mean that you used to be uncircumsized!?
John: Yeah, but my mom just ate it.
by Juan my balls off February 01, 2009
GET AWAY FROM YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!
by herpiderp December 20, 2015
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!
by herpiderp December 20, 2015
by ginger donald December 02, 2017