puppet dick

Puppet dick is an uncircumcised penis. The penis looks like it is covered up with a puppet. Sometimes referred to as Pinocchio dick.

Tamish: how was sex with the Greek boy last night?
Mary: we didn't bang, the moment I seen he had puppet dick, I ran for the hills. I don't need no U.T.I.

by marbear48044 November 10, 2014

Dick Puppet

A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being

Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.

by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018

Dick Puppet

When the woman’s hair gets wrapped around a mans penis/balls

Someone’s hair is wrapped around my dick, I’ll use it as a dick puppet

by Brewer0926 August 15, 2021