Day Shift Hero

Someone scheduled to work the first shift during standard daylight working hours at a three shift workplace who constantly complains and calls off. The individual may or may not suffer from an illogical persecution complex despite having the primary benefits of the three shift system tailored to his/her shift.

Bob called off again because he thinks working 9-5 is so hard. What a Day Shift Hero.

by Corporal America March 22, 2020

Day Shift

Term used to describe an ugly, fat or otherwise undesirable woman.

Joe: Hey VAnce is the new sales chick hot?
VAnce: No way man, that bitch is a bit too Day Shift for me.

by Damienhellfire August 25, 2019

Dayshite savings

The shitty feeling that you get when you realize you lost an hour of sleep on daylight savings.

Man, im getting the dayshite savings right now.

by Reed1103 March 13, 2018

day shift stripper

A very average stripper working the day shift in some shit hole strip club.

Barbie hit hard times in her later years, only gig she could get was as a day shift stripper.

by Mariofingerbang June 6, 2025