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Shaft of Damocles

A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.
We hit the shaft of damocles last night. Cost us $2 and hits like no other.
by Dylan and Alex July 20, 2008
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Turd of Damocles

This act can only be performed after two days of a high protein diet consisting of eggs, meat and lots of cheese. One straddles the face a willing sexual partner and then slowly dedicates but never allowing the anus to sever the feces in order to delicately suspend a long turd that dangles over the partners face. This act was invented and performed by legendary adult film star, Golden Sterling. He in fact holds the world record for the longest turd and for the longest time the turd was suspended over his also famous partner, Lamarr of Pittsburgh
Did you see that video of Golden Sterling dangling that 18” turd? He dubbed it the Turd of Damocles!
by Golden Sterling April 2, 2025
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The Brakes of Damocles

When you intentionally install a set of faulty brakes in your friends car in an attempt to take their life.
I installed the brakes of Damocles in Sam's car.
by Quilyboi July 2, 2024
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Damocles

A feeder who never saves his tanks in competitive overwatch. A hard lucio one trick who continually brags about his DPS but has never made it to masters.
Our Baptiste just pulled a Damocles. Why didn't he lamp me??
by 123gg April 20, 2021
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