Czechoslovakia

It is a non - existing country in middle of the Europe. It was separated to two states, Czechia and Slovakia in 1993.

Some American: Czechoslovakia is a trash poor country

Me: Jdi do prdele děvko

American: WTF

Me: Czechoslovakia doesn't exist blyat

by Matoslav the Czech BLYET July 28, 2020

czechoslovakism

Czechoslovakism is a term for actual online communist who wants to spread communist propaganda though text chats. They claim to be from Czechia or Slovakia, but are usually just Americans that hate their country. They will always shit on your opinion With a civilized argument, if they hate it, and will spam wikipedia links to just prove you wrong. Czechoslovakism’s will also try their best to not be biased but most Czechoslovakism’s fail at this and end spamming in all caps at you how wrong you are.
They will always yell at you once you bring up capitalism, theres no point in fighting them.

Ugh theres a Czechoslovakism in chat, someone tell him to shut the fuck up about communism.

by Czech daddy November 11, 2020

czechoslovakian wardog

First of all, I don't advise anyone to try this. A czechoslovakian wardog occurs when two guys stuff a girl in the ass at the same time. She then takes a shit with a widened asshole that comes out the shape of a cookie. The gentlemen then proceed to rub the girl's face in the feces, hold her head to an oven until the shit dries, then have her scratch it off her face.

- Dude, me and Mark gave Tina a czechoslovakian wardog the other night
- That's revolting, you scumbag

by kingofcrunk50 August 22, 2006

Charles Chavez of Chinese Czechoslovakia

Someone who is impossible to locate, someone who is very illusive or simply does not exist.

Bigfoot is like Charles Chavez of Chinese Czechoslovakia.

You shouldnt waste your time trying to locate someone by the name of Charles Chaves who hails from Chinese Czechoslovakia because such person does not exist.

by Gheyellah August 17, 2006

Czechoslovakian golden shower

The nickname for the incredibly high fire rate of the VZ-61 Skorpion.

You here about Ivan? The KGB heard him dissenting against the Kremlin and hit him with the Czechoslovakian golden shower.

by Theleafdemon November 17, 2022

czechoslovakian hand grenade

Take a large shit and shape it into a hand grenade like shape. Place said shit into the freezer. Remove from freezer and ask party guests to stand in a circle. Play hot potato until the shit defrosts and splats upon someone’s hand.

Scott’s hand still smells after losing a game of Czechoslovakian hand grenade.

by Theshittiest April 4, 2023

small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

Not a long curved fruit which grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.

*points at banana* what is this?
Lie: It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

by CookieTheLoafer August 27, 2022