Comorbidititties

When a woman’s breasts are so nice you end up in the hospital or participating in activities in which you would otherwise not participate.

Doctor: Hi, Mr. Johnson. I’m Dr. Smith. What seems to be the problem?
Mr. Johnson: Hey, listen man, I don’t know. One minute, I’m hanging out with this girl Jessica. Things were going real nice, right? She takes off her shirt and bra…next thing I know, I’m in the hospital!
Doctor: Mmm. Yes. I see. Sounds like a classic case of comorbidititties.