Where the are you are in is prominently full of females you hate, you may wish to initiate a cunt kicking carnival. Thus sprinting at full pace towards each female kicking them whole-heartedly in the cunt.
A successful Cunt Kicking Carnival will see at least 5 women left infertile, numb and incredibly swollen around the vaginal area.
A successful Cunt Kicking Carnival will see at least 5 women left infertile, numb and incredibly swollen around the vaginal area.
Those fucking lesbians are stood in are part of the playground. Time to initiate a Cunt Kicking Carnival .
by Big Jonno October 16, 2008
Get the Cunt Kicking Carnival mug.The ultimate insult. When the simple bitch or whore won't do. Usually used in arguments between two women. The "carwash" part of the insult can be replaced to fit the situation at hand.
by gamblingcat October 30, 2007
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A woman who pushes an annoying useless cart around an office. She usually spies on you and your work and will linger around and steal things behind your back that are lying around.
by MindFireDX September 20, 2016
Get the cart cunt mug.Noun: A woman whose vaginal pubic hair is thorn-like (prickly), thereby inducing a fiery, rugburn like effect on the penis.
"fuck man"
"what?"
"I should have listened to you. I fucked the shit out of that carpet cunt last night."
"So..."
"So her prickly bush gave my dick some fucked up rug burn"
"what?"
"I should have listened to you. I fucked the shit out of that carpet cunt last night."
"So..."
"So her prickly bush gave my dick some fucked up rug burn"
by Doorman2k11 October 27, 2011
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Get the carson cunt mug.Not a saucy 1970s comedy starring Barbara Windsor and Sid James, but a person who either a) packs 300lbs of clothes in an "air-travel approved" roller-case that then won't fit in the overhead compartment or b) someone who manages to get on board with a roller-case, brief-case, laptop bag, hand-bag, duty-free bag and coat despite the 1 piece of hand-luggage rule.
The net effect is there's not enough space for your rucksack within 5 rows of where you are sitting.
The net effect is there's not enough space for your rucksack within 5 rows of where you are sitting.
"Sorry, do you mind if I wedge my bag under your seat as some selfish carry on cunt filled the overhead"
by growler666 April 26, 2011
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