Cum stain on the sheet of life

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.

Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.

by Muffu September 14, 2009

Cum-stained Panties

Need I say any fuckin' more?

After eating her cunt I wanted dessert, so I sucked on her cum-stained panties!

by NudityInSolitude October 14, 2004

Big Cum Stain

The thing you don’t want your grandma to see

Grandma:What is a Big cum stain
You:Something that happens after I finish jerking off

by Costas House November 28, 2019

Cum stain mafia

A group of people who have came at least once in a piece of clothing leaving a cum stain

Ya I rep the cum stain mafia

by Lil Welch December 16, 2019

cum stain

a complete waste of human flesh or a moron

my boss is such a cum stain

by odie0811 May 9, 2006

cum stain

A stain left on a surface after sex, usually clothing or bed sheets.

Evans mom rubbed her pussy all over a dirty motel room bed and got pregnant from a cum stain on the bed.

by wouldntyouliketoknow;) January 12, 2011

cum-stained futon

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.

Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.

by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009