crumby crotch

When the sperm dry on yo dick and it comes of flakey
Destroy your Dick December got me havin that crumby crotch
by Beefcake2004 November 27, 2023
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Crumby Nun

Noun: Sex Act:
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.
I totally just gave Selma Hayek a Crumby Nun. I mean, she was definitely starving for work. No, I'm not less of a man for having sexual fantasies about the Flying Nun!
by Mr. Kowalski's sexplorium April 11, 2017
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