Critchy

A crotch itch

"I'd like to go out with you, but I have a bad case of the critchies."

"Hey, why are wiggling like that"
"I've got a mad critchy"

"I've got a critch I'd like you to scratch."

by Ladylucyy April 19, 2019

Snitchy Critchy

(male) person with disappointing private parts

You snitchy critchy! I knew you couldn't stand up to your reputation.

by bob inifinite November 9, 2012