Cream of Mushroom Tattoo

The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.

Man getting oral sex from Woman.

Man: hey, i'm about to cum!

*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*

Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!

by kitten_2011 May 18, 2011

Cream of Mushroom Soup

Man Juice; jizz cum The shit that comes out of you dick dude.

"Have you given your chick the daily alloted amount of Cream of Mushroom Soup Yet"

by Zein July 1, 2006

cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose

I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup

by teddykreuger October 21, 2025