Crampacity

When a cramp is so painful, it feels like it is at it's maximum capacity.

The cramp in my leg has acheived maximum crampacity.

by Kelsey Julia Spenser August 25, 2008

crampa

When your nose fizzles and burns after you drink soda.

I burped and my nose crampaed.

That soda really makes my nose crampa.

by Marc Tally April 7, 2017

crampanetic

State of mental frustration expressed with explitive attributes when your computer freezes up while performing customer service.

"Sorry Ma'am, my computer is frozen. Oh crampanetic!"

by Rainea March 12, 2010

crampacula

Cramps while hiking then turning into trapped gas needing to be on your left side to pass thru.

Drink enough water while hiking so you don't get crampacula and have to take lots of laxatives today while hiking with your friends.

by Gen Michelle November 15, 2021