Crème Brûlée

When he busts a thick creamy nut on her face and then whips out a blow torch to caramelize the nut, and continues to eat it.

“damn bro, she pulled up with her friend and they let me crème brûlée both of them!”

by bottomofthebarrel May 27, 2020

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The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée

Tools needed:
A stitches, a kitchen torch, NO ANESTHETIC

First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, the pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.

Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend last night?

Me: How did you know?

Wife: I found the stitches and kitchen torch in the bed again!

by BBL Willy December 15, 2025

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