no shit Conan

The phrase "no shit Conan" refers to the phrase "no shit Sherlock", but instead of Sherlock it's Conan, the main character from the anime Detective Conan.

This phrase is the weeb version of the "no shit Sherlock".

Normie: Did you know that Conan likes Sherlock Holmes?
Weeb: No shit Conan.

by Karizaki January 3, 2019

Spastic Colan

An asshole that just won't sit still. An uncontrollable asshole,

Will you stop acting like a spastic Colan a d just sit still; hr was all over the place running his mouth like a spastic colan

by anonymous June 13, 2022

NAMI-SWANNN ROBIN-CHWAN

average Sanji behaviour mine too Nami-swannn robin chwan

"Oi stupid mossh-" *sees nami and robin in bikini* "NAMI-SWANNN ROBIN-CHWAN" *nosebleeds to skypiea*

by THEONEPIECEETHEONEPIECEISREAL! July 5, 2024

National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.

Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!

by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024