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Cotton Pickin' Second 

The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"
GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!

cotton pickin chicken pluckin music 

humorus word for country music
Grown-ups always listen to cotton pickin chicken pluckin music.

Cotton Pickin Ninny 

Cotton Pickin- referring to black slaves or niggers as they were called then.
Ninny- Nincompoop

In the end- Stupid Nigger
You cotton pickin ninny, what in Hell were you thinking?

cotton pickin minute

Old term used for the time it would take the slaves to pick their cotton.

See "nigger minute"
"Them negros are going to be working for a cotton pickin minute"
cotton pickin minute by ZeroXfile February 19, 2010

out of your cotton-picking mind 

A condition where you are not thinking properly. Not in your normal state, not working with your normal faculties. Out of your gourd, feeling crazy enough to do something you would never normally do. Generally considered to be related to the odd behavior of heat stroke victims or victims of exhaustion, conditions that people who would pick cotton for a living in very hot or very stressful conditions might end up suffering.
"What did you do THAT for? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?"

"He's babbling like an idiot, like he's out of his cotton-picking mind."

cotton picking nigga

A black guy that still acts like a slave.
I told that cotton picking nigga to wash my car.