Corwin is a moron and tries to find happiness in every situation but you can be an idiot to his family and friends and other people on the bus also Corwin is a moron he looks like he's gay but hey we don't talk about that he always weares yellow. He look ugly to.
Corwin is a dumass
by Bou41 May 31, 2018
Jeff corwin is the gay animal biologist.He is beyond "diffrent" often appearing in short shorts and refrencing weird things with animals
by imtherealestrealuevasee May 02, 2016
Corwin International Magnet School, aka CIMS, is a school full of emo soft boys, fort nite players, vsco girls and hoes. Do not recommend. Did not make friends until 8th grade. Ugh
by A white cracker November 07, 2019
This guy is literally him. Bro has ever hat known to man and has the best style you will ever see. Top hats, Fedoras, Trilbies, that one Sherlock Holmes hat, a British Desert Army Helmet, even a Toad hat (from the Mario franchise).
He’s also insane. This guy is extremely unpredictable. Tread with caution. Being a Ginger doesn’t help. Man has no soul.
Also, DO NOT let him cook.
Skill set: Intellect, Style, Charisma (kinda), Philosophy
Weaknesses: Cooking, Height (short), Ginger, Athletics, Patience
He’s also insane. This guy is extremely unpredictable. Tread with caution. Being a Ginger doesn’t help. Man has no soul.
Also, DO NOT let him cook.
Skill set: Intellect, Style, Charisma (kinda), Philosophy
Weaknesses: Cooking, Height (short), Ginger, Athletics, Patience
by Chrisper November 22, 2023
i am corwin, who is in love with tory, who is writing this now. as evidence that i was enough the whole time. and now you are free. dont question this gift, enjoy it. understand it. believe it. you are invited.
by Turtleheimer January 25, 2023
When a older man (preferably a "Corwin") cuts a slit in his dickhead and analy rapes a jewish infant. He then pulls out his shit-infested, yeast covered, and blood soaked little penis out of the infant's asshole and makes a hitler mustache on the childs face. He then proceeds to splooge shit, cum, blood, and yeast in one of the childs holes (This acts like a glaze or sauce to cover a uncooked chicken) and tosses it into an oven preheated to 2000 degrees and munches on it.
by CivilGrant May 15, 2024