The Cortina Scale

Much like the Richter scale which is a measure of the strength of earthquakes. The Cortina scale is used in the measuring of farts. The scale goes from 1 to 10 with 1 being not stinky to 10 being the stinkiest toot ever created. If one does not throw up it cannot be considered a 10.

That toot was an absolute room clearer. It must have been atheist a 7.2 on the Cortina Scale

by StoneColdET2024 March 28, 2024

roman cortina

Better than all Sydneys

The roman cortina is awesome he is better than Sydney

by Dndnwndnjsnfiej January 29, 2018

sydney cortina

Mothafuckin dope ass bitch yo a real bitch ass dope yeet fuckin asshole fuckin dope ass motherfuckin bitch

Woahhhh dude that bitch is so fucking dope ass fucking asshole yeet bye

Man that bitch is a Sydney cortina if I’ve Ever fuckin seen

by I’m a fucking dope ass person January 29, 2018