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console wars

The war between consoles.
In the good old days, it was Sega Vs. Nintendo.
Now, it's Microsoft (X-Box series) Sony (Playstation series) and Nintendo.
To be honest, X-Box is a wannabe console, Nintendo's and Sony's are much better. Microsoft is a newcomer in the game bussiness. But recently, PS3 is known to be ripping of Nintendo and Microsoft by copying things like motion sensing and the X-Bow live service.
Xbots, PSTools and Nintendrones all say the console they like is the best. This starts a console wars.
console wars by Tole September 15, 2006
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Console wars

Person 1: xbox is better
Person 2: no PlayStation is better
Person 3: stop doing console wars
Console wars by Consolewarsaretrash90 September 10, 2021

Console Wars

A stupid thing where people defend the hardware they bought that'll break eventually
Console Wars by cardloss March 13, 2024

The Console Wars 

The Console Wars are a dumpster fire that will never stop provided that people continue to misunderstand the entire fucking point of gaming and keep insulting people for having their own goddamn taste. Synonymous with "Depressed Nerds who Use False Superiority To Make Themselves Feel Better"
XBOX IS THE BEST! YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF A GAMER IF YOU PLAY ON PLAYSTATION OR NINTENDO HEHEHE!
PLAYSTATION RULES!!!1!! YOU HAVE TO PLAY ON IT TO BE REAL GAMER HAHA!
NINTENDO IS THE ORIGINAL! THEY MAKE FUN GAMESSS!
NUUU, NINTENDO IS FOR BABIES! IT HAS BAD GWAPHICS!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAH!
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CONSOLE WARS!
NO, WE ARE!
WAAAAH, WAAAAH!
The Console Wars by Frenchbread_2727 December 30, 2021

Consle wars

Why the fuck do 9 year olds compare which is better or not I mean they have like the same controls you guys are stupid
Person: EWWWWWW YOU LIKE GAYSTAION
Other person: consle wars is over kid