(n.) A country, separate from the democractic republic of the congo (Zaire), which despite being much smaller (Zaire is the largest country in Africa), under-populated and right next to it, is much richer.
Congo is still poor shit.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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I'm popping pills, smoking weed and drunk as fuck! Bitch I'm going Congo!
by HayWire May 17, 2013
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Congo can be best described as the unnecessary display of excessive aggression, severe lack of mannerly conduct or undeserved acts of enthusiasm. This term fits best when used in the context or in reference of Trinidad & Tobago locals or Guntas.
1. I can't get into the maxi because these congos keep pushing and shoving.

2. He chase d man with a cutlass because d man give him dumplin with no stew. D congo in him come out dey boy.

3. He showin real congoism. Like he never see woman before.
by Turneleius October 9, 2009
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a great nickname for any of your black friends
"what's up congo? i haven't seen you in like a week.."
by marmartthe2nd December 14, 2007
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Congo is a big long penis. (People from Congo have large cocks)
Marcel: Whattup bro, heard you smashed that bitch last night?
Tracey: Hell yea cuh, I gave her the Congo and she was done.
by chdhrh May 17, 2018
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'Congo' is short for congrats.
Bot; User888 has leveled up!
User123: Ooh~

UserXXX: Nice!
UserWEB: Congo on the lvl up!
by aryx February 6, 2021
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