chili con carne

when one shoves a hot (chili) pepper in someone's ass then takes a shit on their chest.

"chili con carne is when you shove a hot chili pepper up someones ass and then shit on their chest."

by chilibillie November 18, 2009

Dimi Con Carne

Dimi Con Carne is a spicy mexican dish prepared by the 'hands of god'. It is made using an assortment of staple ingrediants including; red kidney beans, onion, chilli, 'dimi speciaility hot sauce' and requires locally sourced 'hands of god'.

The dish is served best on its own or can be used as a topping on nachos or tacos.

Mexican Amateur: "How can I improve the taste quality of my Con Carne?"

Senorita Dimexicana "Add Dimi Con Carne to your dish and it'll soon be your party favourite!"

by dimi t May 13, 2014

willy con carne

A man covers his wee-wee with chilli then fucks a girl anally. Then makes her suck the shitty-chilli.

"She said i wasn't hot enough, so i gave her the willy con carne" -Brian

"Duuuuuuude" -Andy

by JackandCairo February 23, 2011

caca con carne

Taking a firey sweaty massive poop after eating chili con carne.

Person1: hey mate gotta take a crap
Person 2: didnt you just eat chili con carne?
Person 1: yeah i did!
Person 2: quick go do your caca con carne before you do chili con carne con pants!

by poowacko May 23, 2016

Timmy Con Carne

Alternative proper noun, created solely for:

Timothée Hal Chalamet (youngest ever Oscar nominee, Best Actor, and all round beautiful person).

So delicious a specimen is he, you'd think he'd made a pact with the devil, dang it.

"Timmy Con Carne? (sighs in exasperation), what I wouldn't give for just one taste"

Timmy Con Carne? Hubba hubba! Gading! Gading! Gading! Whoop! Woop!
Chalamet! Chalamet! Chalamet!

Timmy Con Carne? Yummy a.f. mate! I'll have 10 portions.

by @natty_bom_batty November 15, 2021

Chilli con carne

Definitely not a smoking brisket served up with a dose of chilli sauce, smoke and mirrors.

Simon’s chilli con carne was an ineligible entry into the chilli competition. His dishonestly was a stain on the integrity of chilli cooks across the globe.

by Chilli Kingmaker August 14, 2022

chili concarne challenge

a large anal sex orgy is had by several people. following said orgy
all participants deficate on the floor and procede to engage in a "mud" wrestling match whereby the objective is to force as much feces as one can into the bodily orifices of their opponents. the winner of the challenge is the last person standing.

man vin diesel ruled that chili concarne challenge the othet night

by domes on holmes August 1, 2009