the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023

close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar

Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth

by BK137 January 31, 2022

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

closeafuckingnough

The phrase ‘close enough,’ but with and angry enthusiastic word in between

Girl 1: “Don’t you end work at 11”
Girl 2: “No, 10:30”
Girl 1: “ Closeafuckingnough!”

by FatPig105 August 17, 2021

Fucking close to water

A joke from a Monty Python live show regarding watery American beer.

Monty Python:

" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "

by Bilbo23 May 31, 2009

This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.

Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!

by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020