South Dakota spring clean

When a chick gets on her knees and cleans your dick cheese with a can of air freshener while licking your asshole then wipes up the left over moisture and uses the residue to clean the house

Took the bitch home and she did a South Dakota spring clean. Took me by surprise

by Bobss842 March 12, 2026

Springfield Deep Clean

When a man inserts Doritos into his cock and his bitch sucks the shit out

Man 1: Dude bruh my girl gave me the Springfield Deep Clean last night
Man 2: Dude bruh did it hurt?
Man 1: It felt like razor blades summoned by the elder Gods ripped through my urethra and into my cum slut’s tight lips, bro

by KingofWheat July 3, 2020