candy hands

a person who compulsively masturbates,or a person who constantly touches women's "goodies"

Man 1:that teacher is hot!
Man 2:hey, want to get that dude in trouble?

Man 1:hell yeah!i've heard he is a candy hands

Man 2:i guess we'll be witnesses in the next sexual harassment lawsuit.

by NipplebackHater March 18, 2010

handy candy

a nickname for a bowl or other piece that you use to smoke out of. It can be very colorful and vibrant, like a piece of candy.

Yo we are gonna have a smoke sesh later, so bring your handy candy.

Did you see Dave's new handy candy? It looks awesome!

by misterknowledge July 6, 2011

Handy candy

In February 14th you must give a handjob for a piece of candy of your choosing

Melissa gave me a handy candy for a butterfinger

by Hungry guy February 13, 2021