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cincinatti air freshener

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N. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to enjoy
"phew it stinks in here i think that guy before me left a cincinatti air freshener in the elevator"
by dlocker April 5, 2010
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cincinatti office bomb

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When, while out of the office at lunch or a meeting, a co-worker shits in your trash can and leaves the crumpled up toilet paper around the can.
"Johnson! What's that smell...what the fuck did you eat for lunch?"

"I just had some noodle soup, boss. It looks like the mail clerk cincinatti office bombed my ass!"
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cincinatti bowtie

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When you titty fuck someone backwards so that your balls are on their neck and it looks like a bowtie.
"Hey Adam, that deep Cincinatti bowtie was fantastic." Says Niamh
by The Gayest pussy ever May 27, 2015
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From the movie The Forty Year-Old Virgin.

This is the official definition from the director/co-writer, Judd Apatow.

You shit on someone's chest (or someone shits on yours) and you smush it all around with your ass cheeks, leaving a bow-tie shaped shit-smear
Having run out of disgusting, non-erotic things to do, I decided to give her a cincinatti bow-tie. It didn't really turn me on, and I'm pretty sure she hated it, but it did sort of look like a bow-tie... so that was neat.
by Guy Endore-Kaiser September 6, 2005
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Cincinatti Wind Tunnel

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The act of blowing air into your partner's anus, thus filling the anal cavity with air. Then, the male partner immediately inserts his penis into said partner's anus, thus resulting in a blast of air across the sides of the inserted penis.
Brett giggled as he watched his pubic hair rustle in the wind after giving his girlfriend Susan, a Cincinatti Wind Tunnel.
by Duderman July 19, 2009
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Cincinatti brown out

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The end result of defecating over someone else's eyes.
I put my brown eye over her brown eyes and gave her a Cincinatti brown out.
by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006
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Cincinatti shiner

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when you are fucking in the missionary position and your balls are smacking her asshole hard enough to cause a bruising effect of the brown eye.
Auggie was fucking her so hard it gave her a cincinatti shiner, and she couldn't shit right for days
by iamalsome March 28, 2009
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