Christ On A Fucking Bike

Christ on a Bike, but in Spades.

(But only used as an epithet of outrage and frustration)

"Christ on a fucking bike."
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)

"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Jesus Christ on a bloody bike

This term will most likely be heard in the uk. It is used when surprised or appalled.

Mike:(gives Derek a fright)
Derek:Jesus Christ on a bloody bike!!!

See jesus Christ

by Fayextreme May 22, 2016