choke the chicken

A term used that referse to masterbating. It is usually more agressive masterbating since the person is choking their dick

My grandma caught me choke the chicken last night

by Clobeinator February 7, 2007

choke a chicken

Masterbation

Imma choke a chicken if I see some big ol' titties

by Lynch niggewrs July 27, 2017

choking the chicken

a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank

dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn

by sea weed October 6, 2008

Choking the Chicken

To kill a chicken by strangulation

Wow look at him choke that chicken and by that i mean he is not masturbating

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Choking the Chicken

wack off, jack off

Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!

by Jack July 6, 2003

Choke the Chicken

1. Slang term for "masturbation."

2. Reference to Sarah Palin's new favorite interview background.

"I bet Ben missed the party to 'choke the chicken.'"

by Professionally Insane January 25, 2009

Choking the Chicken

gettin your jerk on

by punkass September 10, 2003